Summary of the Critics’ Restaurant Reviews – 27 September 2010

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Marina O’Loughlin, The Metro

Marina visits Tinello, ‘a sensibly priced Italian’ in Pimlico ‘which has some luscious dishes on offer’.

The gnudi was ‘absolutely luscious’, ‘superlatively light clouds of ricotta and spinach in a punchy, rich tomato sauce’, ‘a dish of pearly, fresh brill in a clam and borlotti broth’ was ‘one of the best uses of the humble legume I’ve come across in ages’, paccheri were ‘served thrillingly al dente’, ‘soppressata di testa’ was ‘good, silky, porky meat, funked up with shallots, parsley and capers’, and puddings were ‘assured’. 4 stars out of 5.

Andrew Neather, The Evening Standard

Andrew visits The Ledbury in Notting Hill, which ‘is cool, almost austere’, with ‘bold and complex’ food, where ‘the service is faultless: friendly and relaxed yet razor sharp’.

Ceviche of scallops with seaweed was ‘delicate, sort-of Japanese and yet something else’, flame-grilled mackerel with cucumber, celtic mustard and shiso was ‘an intense burst of flavour with clear Japanese influences’, heritage tomato salad was ‘a picture on the plate, awash with the intense flavours of some impeccably sourced tomatoes’, celeriac baked in ash with wood sorrel was ‘intense’, ‘wonderfully fresh sea bass came with shavings of English truffle’, a square of suckling pig was ‘a striking combination of textures’ and a brown sugar tart with stem-ginger ice cream and muscat grapes ‘offered a richly satisfying end to the meal’. 4 stars out of 5.

Giles Coren, The Times

Giles visits Trullo in Islington, which is ‘small, perfectly formed’, ‘cosy and intimate’, with ‘impeccable’ food that is ‘priced like somebody has no interest in getting rich’.

The bottarga and Gem salad was ‘spellbinding’, the bruschetta was ‘nicely charred’, deep-fried squash and taleggio were ‘beautifully clean and dry’, the home-made pasta was ‘some of the best’ ‘you’ll find anywhere’, roasted halibut with razor clams and chard was ‘just perfect’ and a fig and almond tart was ‘great’. 9 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe visits The Waterdine in Shropshire, which ‘is all charm, a dinky, squat little country pub’, where ‘the prices are steep’ but there is ‘excellence on this menu’.

The ham hock, hyssop and parsley terrine ‘tasted so right it was as if the pig had been born in terrine form’, the fennel soup ‘was good and bad: the fennel was powerful’ ‘but very well handled’ but ‘in texture, though, it was a bit fibrous’, the saddle of local lamb resulted in ‘moments when I wanted to leap up in awe, and moments when it tasted like the reject table off Junior Masterchef’, the duck breast with cassis sauce was ‘better’, and the gooseberry fool was ‘great in conjunction with some poached gooseberries’. 6 out of 10.

Matthew Norman, The Telegraph

Matthew visits The Crooked Billet, ‘hidden away in picturesque rural Oxfordshire’, with a ‘gutsy, determinedly unpretentious menu’.

A foie gras and chicken liver parfait with toasted brioche and onion marmalade was ‘marvellous’, crispy duck with cucumber, spring onion and pickled ginger was ‘as fine a version as I’ve had, the duck skin perfectly crunchy, and the meat juicy and sweet, the soy-and-sesame dressing faultless’, slices of venison ‘were as alluringly red as the walls’, a ‘vast’ veal chop with a ‘glorious, tarragon-infused fricassee of wild mushrooms and grilled asparagus’ was ‘delicious’, and the Eton Mess was ‘impeccable’. 9 out of 10.

John Lanchester, The Guardian

John visits The Fish Shed in Devon, which ‘has this simple and wonderful policy: it sells only fish caught that day and landed in Lyme Bay’.

Dover sole was ‘beautiful, filleted and grilled simply’, fried haddock was ‘as good as it gets, the flesh moist and dense, the batter satisfyingly thick but also crunchy and light’, battered sausages were ‘awesome’ and the chips were ‘top-notch, and proper British chips, too, thick and potatoey, as well as crunchy to the bite, irregular in cut and full of flavour’. No rating given.

Christopher Hirst, The Independent

Christopher visits La Lanterna in Scarborough, where ‘the menu’ ‘is your first indication that’ the restaurant ‘is exceptional’.

Pears baked in red wine ‘protruded phallically from a warm sauce of gorgonzola and mascarpone’ and ‘tasted as sexy as it looked’, roasted peppers in a bagna cauda sauce on deep-fried polenta was ‘an intense combination of pungency and sweetness, emollience and crunch’, battered langoustines were ‘six gigantic, butterflied crustaceans of scarcely conceivable sweetness and tenderness’, risotto cooked with orange and Raschera cheese was ‘a masterly rendition’, and ox cheek cooked in red wine for seven hours was ‘tender, rich and flaking’. 4 stars out of 5 for the food and service; 3 stars out of 5 for the ambience.

AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits Pizza East, ‘a cleverly made room, spun and thrown with dexterity’ in Shoreditch, where the menu is ‘very cleverly and carefully manipulated’.

Home-made cereal was ‘good, but the sort of thing you resent going out to eat’, calamari was ‘a bit like the by-product of some other dish we didn’t get’, and a pizza with sweet ham and ricotta was ‘claggy and thick-tongued’. 2 stars out of 5.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay visits Redhook in Clerkenwell, which ‘looks right, in a solid Manhattan Meatpacking District sort of way’, where ‘the cooking’ ‘is a blurred approximation of the real thing’ and the service is ‘sweet, enthusiastic’ and ‘without fault’.

Giant grilled prawns ‘had been split down the back to remove the gut, but the job was unfinished’, scallops ‘had not been seared properly, though the cubes of pork belly were certainly crisp enough’, the ribeye was ‘a nice enough piece of meat but cut far too thin’, the New York strip was ‘just a small, flat sirloin’, and desserts were ‘actively awful’. No rating given.

Katy Guest, The Independent on Sunday

Katy visits The Red Fort in Soho, where ‘what comes out of their kitchen truly is exceptional’.

The monkfish tikka was ‘subtle, fresh and with just enough chilli kick’, the Hyderabadi bhuna gosht (Herdwick lamb with ginger, garlic, black pepper and coriander) was ‘dark and complexly tasty’, the nalli rogan josh (lamb shank with nutmeg, cinnamon and bay leaves) tasted ‘pleasingly of lamb, complemented by spices’, and a panchrangi dal was ‘more exciting than lentils have any right to be’. 6 out of 10.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 20 September 2010

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Marina O’Loughlin, The Metro

Marina visits Shaka Zulu in Camden, which is ‘reputed to have cost a terrifying £5.5million’, and which ‘makes Gilgamesh look like it was designed by Kelly Hoppen’, where the food is ‘as bland and underwhelming as our surroundings are bananas’.

Peri-peri prawn kebabs and fries looked ‘the part but’ tasted ‘of nothing’, the kudu fillet was ‘rosy, lean and tender but’ had ‘no flavour whatsoever, not even from its barbecue grilling’, free-range Dorper lamb, spit-roasted for seven hours, tasted ‘of very little’, and ‘the best dish’ was doro wat, ‘an Ethiopian chicken and egg stew, rich in spices and deep in smoky flavour’.  2 stars out of 5.

David Sexton, The Evening Standard

David visits 101 Pimlico Road, where ‘the service seems strangely amateur’, but ‘the food, nonetheless, is polished’.

Wood pigeon salad ‘proved simple and good’, diver scallops, truffled potato, raisin purée, tomato and basil was ‘ornate in appearance’, roast cod, Colston Bassett gnocchi, braised kale, black pudding, chilli and parsley was ‘more successful than its stretched-out description might suggest’, poached brill, white onion and tomato risotto, cockles and girolle mushrooms ‘didn’t work so well’, and the blueberry parfait was ‘sharp and refreshing’. 3 stars out of 5.

Matthew Norman, The Telegraph

Matthew visits Nahm, which was not ‘less than excellent’, but ‘what disappointed was the perfunctory way it was served’.

Canapés were ‘glorious’, a starter of curried crab-filled coconut cupcakes was ‘good, if slightly bland’, the soup ‘was a rarefied beef tea of such regal delicacy’, grilled beef salad was ‘a mingling of succulent meat with chilli, mint, coriander and other herbs and spices’, quail red curry ‘somehow allowed the sweet and subtle tang of that weeny bird to glide intact through the potent spicing’, and ‘most intriguing was the harnessing of pork crackling to trout served inside lemon grass stalks, flawlessly rendered, beautifully presented and perfectly balanced’. 7 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe visits Redhook in Clerkenwell. The steak tartare was ‘delicious’, the walnut and gorgonzola tortellini was ‘a beautiful plate’ and ‘the pasta had plenty of bite’, from the west London fruits de mer, the lobster was ‘an intensely savoury, almost meaningful experience’, the prawns ‘were good, the razor clams were delicious, the oysters were great’ but ‘there was just so much of it’, and the pan-fried pollack fillet was ‘perfect – crisp skin, the flesh cooked just past the point of translucence’. 8 out of 10.

Luke Leitch, The Times

Luke visits the ‘disco-ball bedlam’ of Circus in Covent Garden, where the décor ‘is almost as loud as the crowd’.

The crab cake was ‘comprehensively potato-compromised’, the tuna and salmon tartare ‘had been napalmed in wasabi’, the squid was ‘similarly napalmed by a scarlet Zorro zigzag of chilli sauce’, the toffee-apple-sticky chicken wings were ‘unctuous and smoky’, sticky ribs were ‘really just sort of fine really’, prime Australian steak was ‘dehydrated and sad, but came with a pretty zingy corn on the cob’, and roasted duck and some coconut rice ‘wasn’t very special at all’. No rating given.

John Lanchester, The Guardian

John visits Zucca in Bermondsey, where the food ‘is seasonal, Italian-influenced, and concentrates on delivering the maximum amount of flavour with the minimum of fuss’.

A dish of rigatoni, courgettes and pecorino ‘showed real skill’, braised rabbit leg with polenta ‘came with a nicely non-reduced, satisfying stock-based sauce’, grilled swordfish with rocket salad and was ‘perfect’, vanilla panacotta was ‘right on the edge of being set – ie, perfect’ and lemon tart was ‘exemplary’. No rating given.

Tracey MacLeod, The Independent

Tracey visits Shaka Zulu in Camden, ‘an 800-seat mega-venue that styles itself a “theatre of food and drink”’.

Cape Malay pickled sea bass ‘tasted mainly of curry powder, as did a main course of bobotie – curried mince and sultanas baked with a creamy egg topping – which supplied the missing link between Coronation chicken and lasagne’, fillet of Red Poll beef was ‘tender but tasteless, showing no sign of having been cooked over charcoal’, and shaved biltong was ‘jaw-achingly chewy strips of dried meat evoking the contents of a chiropodist’s Hoover bag’. 2 stars out of 5 for the food; 3 stars out of 5 for the service and ambience.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay visits Kota in Cornwall, which has a ‘rustic edge’, where ‘the menu does make a virtue of seafood’ and ‘there is an awful lot happening on the plates here’.

The tian of white crabmeat and the scoop of tomato sorbet in a bowl of gazpacho ‘were beyond reproach; the gazpacho was just too well-mannered’, monkfish ‘turned up with a big, umami-rich mix of girolles, pancetta, peas and a balsamic emulsion’, the salad of spiced green papaya and mango with shrimps ‘sounded like it would overwhelm the dainty sea bass fillets, but they held their own’, and ‘the only true failure of the night was an overset pannacotta’, No rating given.

Lisa Markwell, The Independent on Sunday

Lisa visits Giant Robot in Clerkenwell, which is ‘eclectic and a tad messy, but not unpleasant’.

Wild mushroom and truffle crostini were ‘a bit flabby’, the arancini were ‘piping hot and accompanied by a herb aioli, there to counteract the rather chalky texture of the rice’, giant prawns with garlic, chilli, oregano and an aioli dip were ‘giant, and the oily, pungent flavours’ were ‘good’ but ‘the texture’ was ‘a bit woolly’, and a chicory, gorgonzola and walnut salad was ‘a perfectly acceptable dish of crisp leaves, creamy cheese and good nuts’.  5 out of 10.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 13 September 2010

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Marina O’Loughlin, The Metro

Marina visits Lupita, where ‘the menu’ ‘looks the business’ and ‘refreshingly, there’s none of the tacky, acid-coloured branding you get with faux-Mexican joints’.

Margaritas were ‘extraordinary: frozen ones, more like vast sundaes than drinks’, a ‘huge plate of nachos’ came with ‘good guacamole, a rich pulp of black beans and marinated, seared beef’, ‘the little carousel of sauces’ was ‘excellent: limey avocado; finely chopped, fiery pico de gallo; and wonderfully hot and fragrant molcajete’, carnitas (slow-cooked pork) was ‘a little dry and retiring, and pastor looked ‘amazing’ but was ‘dry with little evidence of chilli’. 3 stars out of 5.

Tony Turnbull, The Times

Tony visits The Capital in Knightsbridge, that ‘despite clearly having had money thrown at it, it can’t shake off the hotel lobby feel’.

The ravioli of duck foie gras with leeks and summer truffle was ‘half a dozen silken purses filled with all that is good about southwest France’, the sea bass carpaccio with shaved fennel ‘shimmered like a mermaid’s tail’, ‘a gently curried braise of lentils and chorizo was the perfect foil to three imperious scallops’, ‘a perfectly blameless salad of crab, guacamole and tomato jelly was the only starter not to get everyone’s taste buds jabbering’, medallions of veal with foie gras and morel sauce ‘instantly won over a nervous meat-eater’ and the turbot was a ‘masterful dish’. No rating given.

John Lanchester, The Guardian

John visits The Mason’s Arms, ‘a first-rate gastropub’ in Devon where ‘it was noticeable how good the quality of the ingredients was’.

A starter of puff pastry, asparagus, mushroom duxelles and hollandaise sauce was ‘lovely, light and rich at the same time’, seared scallops with a Thai salad was ‘very good to eat’, halibut in a potato crust ‘came with braised lettuce and a cider-spiked cream sauce’, ‘monkfish came wrapped in parma ham with a lot of slightly gluey potato purée’ and pudding of a trio of raspberry desserts featuring a jelly with vanilla cream, a crème brulée and a soufflé was ‘exceptional’. No rating given.

John Walsh, The Independent

John visits Polpetto in Soho, ‘one of the smallest dining rooms in London’ where the ambience is ‘an exercise in carefully-wrought grottiness’.

The Cicheti were ‘mostly delicious’ including ‘knobbly, wiggly’ polpetti, a sliver of smoked swordfish that was ‘a tiny tri-flavoural dream’ and a crostino of chicken liver that was ‘smooth as an angel’s cheek’. The crispy soft-shell crab in its Parmesan batter was a ‘wonderful complex of tastes’, pigeon saltimbocca was ‘a lovely variant on the classic veal dish’, and the osso buco was ‘tender, unctuous and melting’. 3 stars out of 5 for the food, service and ambience.

Mick Brown, The Telegraph

Mick visits Webbe’s Rock-a-Nore in Hastings, where ‘the service was attentive, helpful and friendly’ and ‘the food is tasty and nourishing’.

The smoked mackerel was ‘simple and delicious’, Hastings potted crab was ‘the perfect consistency, lightly oiled and seasoned’, the Hastings fish bouillabaisse was ‘generous chunks of salmon, monkfish, plaice, black bream, prawns and mussels, served with boiled potatoes in a rich broth’, grilled fillet of black bream was ‘perfect’, and lime and white chocolate cheesecake with caramelised tropical fruit was ‘diabolically good’. 7 out of 10.

Liz Hoggard, The Evening Standard

Liz visits the Whitechapel Dining Room, ‘a sophisticated pleasure’ in East London.

The aubergine quiche with potato sorrel had ‘melt-in-the-mouth pastry, with a delicate nutty filling’, mackerel and lime tartare on prawn and mackerel toast with avocado and soused beetroot was ‘a really interesting mix of sweet and sour; crunch and softness’, and the pan-fried halibut with Devonshire crab and caviar beurre blanc was ‘subtle in flavour and perfectly cooked’. 4 stars out of 5.

AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits Oustau de Baumanière in Provence, ‘one of the most famous restaurants with le dirty-weekend hotel attached’, where ‘the menu is short but broad’.

The amuse-bouches were ‘elaborate and mimsy, explosive little bursts of complicated flavours and fragile textures’, duck foie gras was ‘a comfortable tranche, perfectly made’, lamb cutlets had a ‘flavour that belied its infancy’, the turbot was ‘good’, and a tarte of framboise had a caramel sauce ‘that was of such unctuous heavenliness’. 4 stars out of 5.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay visits Jali in Blackpool, which ‘is not just good for Blackpool. It’s good for anywhere’.

Achari fish tikka had ‘a punch of heat, but not so that you couldn’t taste anything else’, tandoori roasted prawns ‘although that slightly worrying shade of red that speaks of the colouring cabinet, were equally assertive’, a lamb keema boti masala was ‘the best’ main, the lamb bhuna and the chicken lababdar ‘had pronounced but not unwelcome sweet notes’, and poppadoms were ‘fresh and crisp’. No rating given.

James Hanning, The Independent on Sunday

James visits Tinello, ‘a place not for posing, but for serious eating’ in Pimlico, where the décor is ‘modishly austere’ and the service ‘is perfect: friendly but low-key and well-informed’.

Zucchini fritti were ‘a marvel’, the burrata was ‘perfect’, gnudi in salsa al pomodoro tasted ‘as fresh as anything I have ever tasted’, brill and borlotti beans worked ‘well’, the beef fillet with girolle mushrooms with lemon spinach was ‘hugely’ enjoyable’. 8 out of 10.

The Catty Life

Catty visits the ‘incredibly delectable’, ‘tremendously astounding’ and ‘exceptionally marvellous’ The Ledbury.

An amuse bouche of courgette soup ‘trumped in flavour and style’, Cornish lobster with grilled leek, smoked potato and manzanilla was ‘delicious’, crisp pressed suckling pig with spatzle, carrot and reduction of dried chicory was ‘cooked to perfection’, a pre-dessert of olive oil pannacotta with peaches & peach sorbet was ‘simply magical’ and a brown sugar tart came with muscat grapes that were ‘delicately soaked, a balance of sweet and sour’. No rating given.

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Bon Vivant’s Restaurant Reviews Summary – 6 September 2010

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AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits Tinello, a ‘simple and smart’ restaurant in Pimlico with ‘very reasonable prices’ and a ‘soigné atmosphere’.

The linguine was ‘slick and muscular’,  ‘a come-again dish’, ‘as was the risotto with prawns, made memorable by a pungent stock that tasted like it had been made out of the Little Mermaid’s thong’, mackerel with rocket, grapefruit, a radish and balsamic apple vinegar ‘is quite obviously trying too hard’, a loin of pork was ‘good, but it came with a mustard sauce that is really very un-Italian’ and puddings were ‘the usual frivolous Latin nonsense, with a good sugary tart’. 3 stars out of 5.

John Lanchester, The Guardian

John visits Gauthier Soho, where the chef ‘can really, really cook’ but the service is ‘a bit hovery’.

The chickpea fritter amuse bouche was ‘superb’, a pre-dessert of raspberry, meringue, sorbet and coulis was ‘delicious’, a pigeon dish was ‘a little unemphatic’, the lamb  ‘seemed polite’, ‘the best thing I ate, a risotto of summer truffles made with chicken stock, was as good a dish as any I’ve eaten all year, perfect in texture and extraordinary in the intensity of its flavours’. 7 out of 10.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay visits the Digby Chick in Stornoway, ‘a smart, buzzy modern little bistro selling mostly smart, buzzy modern food, of the sort you could easily find on Islington High Street’.

Seared curried scallops, smooth apple chutney, Stornoway black pudding and coriander crème fraîche was ‘two fabulous, well-seasoned local scallops, expertly seared with a disc of equally fabulous blood sausage’, a mackerel fritter with seared mackerel was ‘let down only by a light hand with the salt’, a monkfish dish and a lamb dish ‘came with the same heap of crushed potatoes beneath and a bird’s nest of deep-fried carrot strips above’, and a chocolate, Baileys and Malteser cheesecake was ‘as moreish and pornographic as it sounds’. No rating given.

Tracey Macleod, The Independent

Tracey visits The British Larder in Suffolk where the menus ‘change daily and draw heavily on the region’s abundance of quality suppliers’ and ‘everything looked exquisite’.

‘Swoonily creamy celeriac soup came swirled with herb oil’, ‘best of the starters was a sizzling tranche of pan-fried mackerel, its golden skin crisp, the flesh melting’,  ‘big, clear flavours characterised a dish of pan-roasted hake’, ‘perfectly poached salmon with lemon crème fraîche was a more delicate pleasure’, and ‘only one choice – some dense and heavy pea-fritters with a mushroom ragu – was less than first-rate’. 4 stars out of 5 for the food and service; 3 stars out of 5 for the ambience.

Lisa Markwell, The Independent on Sunday

Lisa visits Woodlands Eat in Whitby, North Yorkshire, ‘a restaurant that feels so young, so clever so – to use a ghastly but apposite phrase – now’.

Pan-fried halibut came with ‘pea purée, a tartar hollandaise and some excellent chips’, the Dover sole was ‘wonderful; small but flavour-packed with a punchy caper-y brown butter, served correctly on the bone with some good boiled potatoes’, ‘the slightly less than meltingly tender cheeks’ on the monkfish ‘let it down’, and ‘pudding, especially Yorkshire parkin on rhubarb with vanilla ice-cream’, was ‘very good’. 8 out of 10.

Andrew Pettie, The Telegraph

Andrew visits Madhu’s, a ‘Punjabi restaurant located in west London but born in east Africa’, where ‘prices are still startlingly cheap’.

Nyamah choma, a dish of lamb ribs marinated in chilli and lemon, and chargrilled in a tandoor oven, was ‘a fraction overcooked but the marinade was’ ‘hot and surprising’, masala fried tilapia was ‘delicate and refreshing’, makhni chicken was ‘delicious, unthinkably fattening’, aloo Raviya (slow-baked aubergines stuffed with new potatoes) was ‘superb’, and Boozi Bafu (lamb chops in an onion and tomato sauce) was ‘the standout dish’. 9 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe visits The Pheasant, ‘a beautiful room, in a beautiful pub, in a beautiful village’, where the service was ‘friendly and pretty and totally terrible’ but ‘the food is gorgeous’.

Salt-cod brandade with a truffle poached egg and chive oil was ‘the richest, most sumptuous combination of the most diabolical triumvirate – salt, fat, starch’, cold roast pork with carrot remoulade was ‘excellent’, ox tongue was ‘delicious’ with ‘unbelievable’ Jersey Royals, and cod fillet with a fennel and radish salad and citrus dressing was ‘beautifully browned and crunchy on the outside, monumentally edible from start to finish’. 8 out of 10.

Andrew Neather, The Evening Standard

Andrew visits Tom’s Kitchen at Somerset House, where the menu ‘is identical to that of the Chelsea original, the execution similar’ ‘and it’s insultingly overpriced’.

A salad of Devon crab with fennel and orange was ‘somehow less than the sum of its parts, a coleslaw-like pile without any zing’, a ‘small chunk of perfectly pan-fried’ foie gras, served with duck egg and bacon, ‘appealed to my love of fry-ups — although at £13.95, it should do’, the slow-roast belly pork was ‘tender, flavourful’ ‘but no better than your average gastropub version’, fillet steak was ‘a nice hunk of meat, served with superlative chips, a patch of watercress salad and gloopy Béarnaise’, and a ‘deft, nicely caramelised apple tart fine with cinnamon ice cream was much better’. 2 stars out of 5.

Anthea Gerrie, Travel Editor

Anthea visits Hawksmoor in Shoreditch, which has ‘prime beef, classy booze and a terrific, recession-defying buzz’.

The marrowbone ‘makes the most terrific starter in London’ and was ‘a starter to die for’, a 900-gram Porterhouse was ‘beautifully served with the bone present but excised, and both the fillet and the sirloin portions sliced to lift easily out of the cast iron skillet in which it came to table’, the fillet was ‘incredibly tender and flavourful’, mushrooms were ‘a bit bland’, the spinach was ‘a bit heavy on the nutmeg’, dessert ‘is redundant, but the home-made salted caramel ice-cream echoes the earthy, gutsy, slightly wicked flavours Hawksmoor embraces’, and red wine ‘is a strength here and skilfully paired to the different steaks’. No rating given.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 23 August 2010

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Giles Coren, The Times

Giles visits Redhook, a ‘very cool’ ‘cocktail, steak and seafood place’ in Clerkenwell.

Oysters ‘were not cold enough’ and ‘one or two had been clumsily opened’, prawns were ‘a bit squishy’, crab legs were ‘soggy and wet’, crab linguine was ‘the best’ ‘ever had’, the steaks were ‘beautiful with excellent fries and good Béarnaise’ and the cocktails were ‘peerless’. 7.33 out of 10.

Giles also visits Café Luc in Marylebone, where ‘the wood is dark, the linen is white, the lighting is kind, the menu is accessible’ with ‘very good’ service.

Shrimp croquettes were ‘scarily huge’, crab tian was ‘far more delicate’, a ‘beautiful’ onglet was ‘crisped on the outside but rare and yielding and faintly barnyardy’, and a goat’s cheese pizza was ‘pretty good’. 7.33 out of 10.

AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits Viajante in Bethnal Green, where ‘the variety of ingredients in combination were limited, the flavours cloddish’ and the food ‘muddy, haphazard, careless, clumsy and boastful’.

Dishes ‘come on vast and varied plates, but are themselves the size of a teddy bear’s picnic’, including tomato with water and strawberries that was ‘wet’, textures of beetroot with crab, green apple and whipped goat’s cheese, and crumbled polenta, lemon paste, strawberries and citrus powder that ‘wasn’t as nice as it sounds’. 1 star out of 5.

Matthew Fort, The Guardian

Matthew visits Koffmann’s at the Berkeley Hotel, where ‘the secret of Koffmann’s cooking is flavour, flavour and yet more flavour’.

The soupe de poisons, tête de veau à la sauce ravigote and the daube de joue de boeuf were ‘a full-frontal assault on your tastebuds’, ‘big dishes, big on flavour, mighty on texture, magnificent in their generosity’, the mashed potato was ‘an extraordinary, ethereal, almost liquid cloud of tuber’, and the pipérade with the confit of wild salmon was ‘refined and restrained’. 8 out of 10.

Allan Jenkins, The Observer

Allan visits Chilli Cool in Bloomsbury, which ‘offers real cooking at near-café prices’ but is ‘not the place to go if you are a fussy eater, someone put off by spice, fat, or nose-to-tail eating’.

Sliced beef Sichuan style tasted ‘sweaty, tripey, intestiney’, sea spicy shredded pork was ‘a wonderfully complex and accomplished plate of food’, dry fried beans ‘didn’t disappoint – the beans were puckered but still moist inside’, aubergine with red and green chop chilli was ‘fruity, almost appley, and gently spicy’, and cold sliced pork belly with mashed garlic sauce was ‘the star starter’ with ‘wafer-thin slices of luscious soft, fatty meat’. No rating given.

Tracey MacLeod, The Independent

Tracey visits Flinty Red, a ‘small, minimal’ restaurant in Bristol where ‘the marriage of food and drink is fundamental’.

Panisse were ‘good, in the way that most things are when they’re deep-fried, salted and accompanied by alcohol’, almonds added ‘a welcome crunch to slippery mascarpone-filled ravioli’, a ‘hefty’ pork chop ‘didn’t quite have enough char from its time under the grill’, pan-fried grey mullet was ‘so delicate as to be almost overwhelmed by its accompanying fennel’, and desserts ‘were simply put together but fine’. 4 stars out of 5 for the food and service; 2 stars out of 5 for the ambience.

Lisa Markwell, The Independent on Sunday

Lisa visits The Pass at the South Lodge Hotel in Sussex, which ‘is all about the food’, where ‘all 22 seats are in the kitchen’.

Pea velouté with a poached quail’s egg and truffle was ‘vibrant and welcoming’, chicken-liver parfait with spiced biscuit, prune compote and apple was ‘a thing of beauty’ and tasted ‘sublime’, poached trout, Jersey Royal mash, artichoke purée and samphire was ‘elegant, if veering towards traditional’, saddle and belly of lamb served with caramelised aubergine, red pepper, cabbage and “pesto” was ‘a definite misstep’, and gingerbread crème brûlée with a rhubarb sorbet was ‘so intense yet refreshing’. 7 out of 10.

Matthew Norman, The Telegraph

Matthew visits Koffmann’s, ‘an instantly forgettable restaurant’ whose ‘BA-lounge sterility induces a so-whattish ennui’.

The salade savoureuse had ‘very good’ lettuce, the boudin noir with sautéed apples was ‘better, the black pudding unusually delicate and the apple pleasingly caramelised’, a fillet of cod was ‘sensationally bland’, the rabbit was ‘sweet, juicy’, the Peach Melba was ‘nice’, and the French custard with meringue ‘hardly impressed either’. 5 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe visits Lasan in Birmingham, which has ‘a daring, ornate-meets-industrial interior’ and ‘absolutely lovely’ service.

Goan lemon sole was ‘all Goa and no soul’, ‘hot enough and vinegary enough that you could only guess the protein by texture’, the smoked lamb fillet was ‘as tough as a satchel strap, and bore no sign of the tenderising effects of a marinade’, prawns with a herby onion and coriander curry were ‘a disaster’, ‘the curry was thin, red and aggressive’ and ‘the prawns were tasteless, overcooked’, the Old Delhi-style poussin ‘tasted mainly, confusingly, of Bovril’, and a dessert of warm khoya roundels were ‘oppressively, incomprehensibly sweet, with an unpleasant, mealy texture’. 3 out of 10.

Fay Maschler, The Evening Standard

Fay visits Sedap, a Malaysian restaurant in Old Street.

Penang char kway teow (flat rice noodle assembly) was ‘particularly well-made’, roti prata with lamb curry was ‘flaky in the nicest possible way’, Malaysian blachan chicken was ‘rewarding’, Hainanese chicken rice was ‘pleasant but not possessing the subtle tracery of ginger, garlic and master chicken stock that it can display’, and deep-fried tofu with beansprouts and cucumber in a peanut sauce was ‘particularly good’. 3 stars out of 5.

Hugh Wright, Twelve Point Five Percent

Hugh visits Polpetto, from the team behind Polpo, which ‘occupies an unusual site’ in Soho with ‘fun, informal and fast-paced’ service.

Anchovy and chickpea crostino was ‘like fishy hummus’, crispy soft shell crab in Parmesan batter with fennel salad was ‘as amazing as it sounds, the crisp, creamily-dressed fennel providing a cool, smooth counterpoint to the hot, crunchy crab’, osso buco (tender braised veal shank) with saffron risotto ‘although comforting to eat and better than OK, was somewhat bland’, pigeon saltimbocca was ‘a brilliant, imaginative, modern British rendition of an Italian classic’, a ham hock and parsley terrina was ‘also very good’, and the tiramisu was ‘magnificent, textbook’ and ‘very boozy’.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 16 August 2010

Welcome to Bon Vivant’s summary of the critics’ restaurant reviews. Enjoy!

Giles Coren, The Times

Giles visits the Bombay Bicycle Club, which ‘used to be quite good’, but now is ‘just a list of bog-arse Seventies slophouse standards: lamb madras, biryanis, chicken korma, sag aloo and chicken tikka ma-bloody-sala’.

‘We ordered. It came. It was terrible. Don’t want to talk about it. Six or seven bowls of brown cloacal waste, containing amorphous protein chunks’. Score of -10.

Lucas Hollweg, The Sunday Times

Lucas visits Redhook, a ‘surf ‘n’turf restaurant’ in Clerkenwell ‘modelled on New York steak-and-seafood joints’ with ‘a nice dining room with a great vibe, a straightforward menu and decent things to drink’.

The seafood platter ‘looked generous and impressive, but was a disappointment to eat’, the lobster ‘came dressed in a red salsa that did nothing for it’, the crab ‘lacked any real sweetness or flavour’, tea-smoked prawns with cucumber spaghetti and peanuts were ‘overpoweringly insistent’, the American T-bone was ‘a good bit of meat’, the langoustines were ‘dry and dull’ and a knickerbocker glory was ‘a satisfying mess of meringue, apples, raspberries, Devon cream and brandy snaps’. 2 stars out of 5.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay visits Dishoom, a ‘new, self-styled Bombay Café in London’s West End’, which ‘ain’t a slice of old Bombay’, but ‘there are some good things here’.

Dishoom calamari was ‘tender’, chicken biryani, cooked in a pastry-sealed pot, was ‘terrific on the aromatics’ ‘though it was a little dry’, ‘dark, pungent sticky lamb chops rubbed with black pepper and chillies were very good indeed’, Bombay sausages were ‘what you would get if a mildly ambitious home cook decided they wanted to make Indian food but only had a pack of chipolatas to hand’, and black daal ‘lacked depth and finesse’. No rating given.

John Walsh, The Independent

John visits The Waterside Inn in Bray, ‘a lovely, friendly restaurant, with super-attentive waiters and confident flavours’ but ‘the cooking wasn’t transformational’ and ‘expectations couldn’t help but be disappointed by the hype and the pricing’.

Flaked Devon crab with melon balls and a salty mango jus was ‘pretty’ and ‘tasted terrific’, foie gras terrine was ‘fine’ but ‘not enough’, a pan-fried scallop was ‘seared to perfection and served with slices of summer truffle’, lobster medallion in a port sauce was ‘delicious and well-cooked, despite being too brashly sauced’, a whole Challandais duck with a lemon and thyme jus was ‘tender to an unearthly degree’, and a platter of three desserts ‘featured a stunning pistachio crème brûlée with the lightest cream in existence’. 4 stars out of 5 for the food and ambience; 5 stars out of 5 for the service.

Richard Johnson, The Independent on Sunday

Richard visits Tempo, an Italian restaurant in Mayfair with a Japanese chef, which ‘is breaking a few rules of Italian classicism’.

Tuna cicchetti was ‘good’, Italian summer tomatoes ‘don’t taste like they used to’, pork belly was ‘overdone and, instead of carrying just the right amount of butter-soft fat, is all crackling’, and the crab tagliolini was ‘just too darned mean on the crab’. 6 out of 10.

Matthew Norman, The Telegraph

Matthew visits Red’n’Hot, a Sichuan restaurant in Euston, where ‘the service is invariably warm and charming’.

Beef ‘presented in tender strips on an evil-looking red lake of chilli oil and dried chillies’ was ‘magnificent in its brutality’, hot and sour soup was ‘lively without being blistering’, crescent-shaped pork dumplings ‘drizzled with yet more chilli oil were gratifyingly plump and juicy little darlings’, ‘ultra-fresh chunks of cucumber marinated in garlic’ was ‘a dish of startling simplicity and deliciousness’, and “tender bean curd with minced beef” was a ‘squishily intimate delight’. 8 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe visits Amico Bio, ‘a charming idea, in a charming building, in a charming, higgledy-piggledy Smithfield street’ where ‘the service is lovely, and the atmosphere is sweet and the food is just awful’.

Arancini were ‘too big’, ‘the breadcrumbing was dry’ ‘and the mozzarella and tomato risotto was totally unseasoned’, focaccia with marzolino cheese, olives and olive oil was ‘OK’ but ‘quite dry’, the tofu with cucumber and mint salad was ‘very good, the tofu’ ‘had a good texture’, eliche giganti with mushroom and beetroot was ‘a lively colour’ ‘but the taste was bland’ and a rum baba was ‘high with rum but boring otherwise’. 3 out of 10.

Fay Maschler, The Evening Standard

Fay visits Tinello, a new Tuscan restaurant in Pimlico.

A prawn risotto ‘possessed forceful flavour but the grains of rice had not quite achieved that texture of tiny iron fists in velvet gloves that comes with assiduous, never-take-your-eyes-off-the-pan stirring’, roasted fillet of cod with celeriac and anchovy sauce was ‘a stunner’, char-grilled baby chicken with roasted potatoes was ‘unusually luscious’, and roast fillet of beef served with girolles was ‘also exceptional in its tenderness and possession of personality’. 4 stars out of 5.

Rocket and Squash

Rocket and Squash visits Bocca di Lupo, a ‘cracking restaurant’ in Soho where ‘every dish we ordered was really very good’.

The house salad of shaved radish, celeriac and pecorino with truffle oil and pomegranates was ‘nice’ but ‘a little too oily’, the gnocci with sausage ragu was ‘excellent’, the nettle and chard pansotti with walnut sauce was ‘rich and al dente, the nettle and chard filling was homely, and the walnuts added interest and bite’, the salted pollack ‘flaked beautifully’, and the rustic pork and foie gras sausage with farro and porcini ‘oozed as you cut into it, the foie gras added a sweetness to the drier, chunky bits of pork’. No rating given.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 2 August 2010

Welcome to Bon Vivant’s summary of the critics’ restaurant reviews. Enjoy!

Giles Coren, The Times

Giles visits Agaric in Ashburton, which is ‘independent, original and excellent’ with ‘first-rate food’.

Scallops were ‘wonderfully fresh’, mackerel fillets were ‘plump, shimmering’, the ‘gorgeous slab of turbot’ was ‘just a few seconds this side of perfect’, and blackcurrant parfait with raspberry and redcurrant sauce was ‘beautiful’. 8 out of 10.

AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits Koffmann’s at The Berkeley Hotel, where the ‘food’ ‘is full of technique and precision and well-modulated manners and wit’ with ‘exemplary and solicitous’ service but the décor ‘doesn’t have a personality or an opinion or any discernible style’.

Snails, girolles and pomme purée was ‘fine, but the dish was muddy and slurred’, the chicken for two was ‘pretty perfect: the flavours were fine and intense, the presentation simple and assured’, the pied de cochon (pig’s trotter stuffed with sweetbreads and morels) was ‘an amazing dish, both rooted, peasant and honest, but also unctuous and refined and sophisticated’ and the peach melba was ‘neat and correct’. 4 stars out of 5.

Bob Granleese, The Guardian

Bob visits Ganapati, a ‘smart little restaurant’ in Peckham.

Deep-fried mashed potato balls were ‘of commendably non-oily fluffiness’, a pair of chickpea patties had ‘a pleasing, nutty crunch’, ‘beautifully fresh’ sardines ‘came simply fried and atop thinly sliced red onion’, crab thoran was ‘such a happy marriage of crab meat, onion, ginger, spices and grated coconut’, lamb kurma with coconut rice was ‘grown-ups’ comfort food’ and a watermelon sorbet was ‘cleverly enlivened by chunks of crystallised ginger’. 8 out of 10.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay visits Zucca in Bermondsey, where the ‘big selling point is a lengthy list of antipasti at astonishingly good prices’.

‘Baked hunks of beetroot, long-roasted shallots and soft goat’s cheese’ was ‘both pretty and rich’, a plate of pumpkin was ‘soft cooked, chipped and lightly battered’, wide pappardelle with peas, lemon and a snowfall of grated Parmesan ‘had run out’ ‘but’ ‘looked irritatingly lovely’, taglierini with brown shrimps and courgette was ‘a beautiful fusion of an English ingredient with Italian principles’, a veal chop, ‘with crisp, caramelised fat’ was ‘a simple dish full of simple virtues’, the panna cotta with roasted peaches was ‘slightly overset’ and an almond and cherry tart was ‘more than slightly over-baked’. No rating given.

John Walsh, The Independent

John visits Belvedere in Holland Park, which is ‘a thing of considerable beauty’, but ‘it doesn’t feel friendly or romantic’ and ‘the waiting staff are helpful but strangely glum’.

Smoked trout rillettes with a tomato and cucumber dressing was ‘deliciously subtle and smoky but without enough salsa’, a cocktail of Devon crab and king prawns ‘tasted fine’, Parma ham with roasted figs, rocket and parmesan, ‘while perfectly OK, could have done with a touch of moisture’, monkfish with chorizo, cockles and samphire was ‘fine, except there were no cockles, and the sauce was sweet’, a rib-eye steak was ‘nicely charred’ but with a ‘dark, gloopy, tarragon-free jus’, and duck confit with wilted pak choi and ratte potatoes was ‘tender and tasty’.

2 stars out of 5 for the food and service; 4 stars out of 5 for the ambience.

Amol Rajan, The Independent on Sunday

Amol visits The Hinds Head, a ‘glorious English pub’ in Bray.

The duck and smoked guinea fowl terrine was ‘delicious’, oxtail and kidney pudding had ‘ribbons of juicy flesh, and perfect little sub-globules of ravishable kidney’, a pea and ham soup tasted ‘of pea and ham’, a venison cheeseburger was ‘beautifully cooked, but idiotically served on a tiny wooden board’, and sherry-poached peaches with vanilla ice cream and raspberries tasted ‘of sherry, peaches, vanilla, and raspberries, but not powerfully of any’. 6 out of 10.

Matthew Norman, The Telegraph

Matthew visits Ognisko Polish Club, ‘an amalgam of Thirties Warsaw’ and a ‘mid-Eighties Eastbourne hotel’ near the Royal Albert Hall, where ‘the lack of effort was’ ‘astonishing’.

The beetroot soup was ‘as delectable a paean to coloured dishwater as you will ever find’, ‘greasy’ blinis ‘came with poor smoked salmon, a few Sevruga eggs and lashings of the sour cream that provided what little flavour there was’, an ‘amalgam of mushy avocado and sour pink grapefruit salad’ came with ‘anaemic, hatefully salty ham’, pierogi (cheese and minced lamb-filled dumplings) were ‘sensationally dull and clumping’ and the guinea fowl was ‘overcooked, overcharged and overpowered by monstrously sweet red cabbage’. 2 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe visits the ‘predominantly beige’ 101 Pimlico Road, where the ‘menu’ is ‘fine’ but ‘it isn’t trying hard enough’.

Mozzarella was ‘pretty good’, grilled Mediterranean vegetables with garlic, rosemary and pesto ‘just didn’t taste of enough’, the cod on chorizo mash ‘had the gluey consistency that is the result of electric mixing’, the chicken supreme was ‘rather pale and, again, very weddingy’, and the peanut ice cream had ‘too much sugar and the peanut was consigned to a latest possible aftertaste’. 5 out of 10.

Fay Maschler, The Evening Standard

Fay visits Dishoom ‘an evocation of a Bombay “Irani” café’ in Covent Garden, where ‘the authenticity of the food offering is by the by’.

‘A couple of visits impressed with the freshness and immediacy of the cooking and the willingness of the staff’. ‘Standout dishes’ included tomato shorba, ‘warm, generously buttered’ toasted soft white rolls topped with spiced minced meat, ‘slow-cooked, sonorous house black dhal’ and fresh mango with vanilla yoghurt. 3 stars out of 5.

Fay also visits Jamie’s Italian in Covent Garden, where ‘the dishes’ ‘are simply true to their essence; fresh, seemingly healthy and fairly priced’.

Crispy squid and courgette fritti were both ‘meticulously fried in clean oil without a whisper of greasiness’, “Beautiful” bucatini carbonara ‘fulfilled its description except that spaghetti would have been nicer than wormy bucatini’, chargrilled chop-steak beefburger was ‘much appreciated and immaculately trimmed lamb-chop lollipops cooked with a little pinkness at the centre under a brick and served with three dips were a marvel for £13.95’. 3 stars out of 5.

Marina O’Loughlin, The Metro

Marina, who doesn’t ‘normally bang on about prices’ makes ‘an exception’ after her visit to Tom’s Terrace at Somerset House, which ‘could easily be one of the hottest tables in town’ but ‘instead, banal food and greedy prices just add up to bathos’.

Gazpacho, at ‘a whopping £9’ had ‘good consistency, good flavour, a couple of tapenade-topped croutons… but it’s still just cold tomato soup’, ‘big chips’ were ‘four pounds bleeding 50’, a ‘small greyish burger’ ‘has what little taste it possesses flattened by too much lollipop-sweet onion relish’, steak sandwich features ‘decent, robust meat’, and coronation crab salad was ‘poor: thin layer of high-smelling crab in a sour curried dressing’. 2 stars out of 5.

Ute Johana, Hungry in London

Ute visits the Cloudy Bay Shack, a pop-up restaurant with a ‘relaxed and friendly’ atmosphere in Parsons Green from Cloudy Bay and Tom Aikens, where she ‘really enjoyed the food’.

Dorset Crab with Chilli and Ginger dressing was ‘my personal winner’ ‘with the tangy sauce and the bitterness of the chicory’ ‘perfectly paired with the Riesling’, the 7 hour cooked lamb was ‘beyond tender with the meat falling apart and it tasted delicious’, the crabcakes were ‘light and fluffy and subtly flavoured lying on a bed of tomato salsa’, but the tomato salad was ‘the weakest dish – the tomatoes had a rubbery texture as if they had been stored in the fridge for too long’.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 26 July 2010

Welcome to Bon Vivant’s summary of the critics’ restaurant reviews. Enjoy!

Giles Coren, The Times

Giles visits Field and Fork in Chichester, which has ‘lovely, folksy-cum-hoity-toity cooking’ with ‘very efficient and helpful’ service.

The asparagus was ‘perhaps not as tasty so late in the season’, a ‘very good’ ceviche was ‘full of bright wild trout and plump, sweet scallop’, a rabbit tagine was ‘a little wan’, beef cheek with summer vegetables was ‘beautifully slow-cooked, dark and chocolaty with a good shine’, and the raspberry, chocolate chip and pistachio soufflé with vanilla sauce was ‘the most exciting thing I’ve had in years’. 6.67 out of 10.

AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits the Ashmolean Dining Room in Oxford, ‘a shabbily constructed, ill-seasoned clearance sale of last year’s food fads’.

Salt cod croquetas were ‘quite nice potato cakes, shy of the salty fish’,  a plate of hummus, mashed aubergine and labneh was ‘worthy face exercise rather than epicurean joy’, a haddock and salmon fishcake was ‘more piscatory potato in a thick skin of fried breadcrumbs that defied pleasure’, lamb chops were ‘skimpily butchered’ and  ‘overcooked’, an almond and apricot tart was ‘too much undercooked pastry’ but a panna cotta was ‘perfect’. 2 stars out of 5.

Pascal Wyse, The Guardian

Pascal visits Lanterna, a ‘worn and loved’ restaurant in Scarborough, where ‘all the passion comes out in the food, which steams with pride’.

Battered langoustine was ‘to die for’ with ‘oozing sweet flesh’, chickpea and oxtail stew ‘ran deep with flavour’, venison ravioli ‘proved too good to miss’ and fillet of sea bass ‘lounged on a thick bed of sage, rosemary and thyme’. 8.5 out of 10.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay had ‘a rather lovely dinner’ at Trullo, a ‘dream neighbourhood restaurant’ in Islington that looks like a ‘classic Italian trattoria’.

‘Wide, butter-yellow ribbons of papperdelle came with an earthy stew of wood pigeon’, tagliarini with ‘nutty, intense brown shrimps and fine strips of courgette’ was ‘perfectly seasoned and judged’, lamb rump was ‘charcoal charred outside, baby-cheek pink inside and properly seasoned’, slow-cooked veal shin ‘oversalting aside’ ‘had a soft, melting texture’, and a Charentais melon sorbet ‘tasted simply like melon blitzed through a sorbet machine’. No rating given.

Tracey MacLeod, The Independent

Tracey had ‘a soulless experience’ at Cantina Laredo, ‘an entirely featureless air-conditioned box’ in Covent Garden with waiters who are ‘clearly well drilled in the American style of service’.

Quesadillas stuffed with ‘gooey’ Oaxaca cheese, mushrooms and caramelised onions ‘offered a flavour experience straight out of Pizza Express’, Cilantro chicken salad ‘failed to deliver any of the expected jolts of flavour’, a whole poblano pepper, stuffed with ground beef, pork, almonds and raisins was ‘the worst thing I’ve eaten in my professional career’, and pork shanks in chipotle-wine sauce ‘had, in apparent defiance of the laws of gastronomy, been left dry and tough by their alleged braising’. 2 stars out of 5 for the food; 1 star out of 5 for the ambience; 3 stars out of 5 for the service.

Lisa Markwell, The Independent on Sunday

Lisa visits Chipotle on Charing Cross Road, that’s ‘built for speed, not for comfort’.

A bowl of ‘stringy, but not unpleasant’ barbacoa beef came with ‘rice, beans, salsa, sour cream and chillis’, ‘the pork version’ came ‘wrapped in a tortilla’ and ‘sealed in tinfoil’ and guacamole was ‘surprisingly zingy’ and ‘ fresh’. 5 out of 10.

Lisa also visits El Camino, a ‘sassy little restaurant’ in Soho that feels ‘authentic’.

Jalapeño poppers (peppers stuffed with cream cheese and deep fried) were ‘crisp then creamy, delicious’ but there was ‘no heat’, a grilled prawn ensalada was ‘disappointingly generic’ and a pork tostada was ‘similarly modest’. 6 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe visits The Elephant in Torquay, where the food ‘has character’ and ‘the vegetables in particular are stunning’.

A ‘simple’ beetroot and goat’s cheese salad was ‘a pretty root mixture of pink and gold’, scallops with apple and cucumber was ‘pretty good’, Cornish sea bass was ‘great’, confit duck leg was ‘so soft it bordered on crumbly’, the cheese plate ‘could have been more eventful’ but the crème brûlée was ‘totally stunning’. 7 out of 10.

Fay Maschler, The Evening Standard

Fay visits Koffmann’s at The Berkeley Hotel, where ‘the dishes read flirtatiously’ with ‘reasonably priced wines’.

A crouton of boudin noir on celeriac remoulade set ‘a slightly plodding tone for a meal where some of our choices seem like work in progress’, crab salad tasted ‘fine’, lapin roti à la moutarde was ‘masterful, a simple dish taken to the heights’, confit de saumon sauvage was ‘actively disagreeable’ ‘with no discernible flavour’, fries were ‘crunchy, greasy and saltily delicious’, pêche Melba was ‘fine’ but ‘orange macaroons sandwiched with chocolate’ were ‘delightful’. 3 stars out of 5.

Anthea Gerrie, The Travel Editor

Anthea reviews the ‘gastronomic novelty’ of Wabi in Horsham, an ‘alien arrival’ ‘on the site of a grotty old pub, across from a Pizza Express’ with ‘food of extremely pleasing complexity’ and ‘a pukka sushi bar’.

Yellowtail sashimi ‘tasted every bit as good as the slices of this unctuous fish I’ve eaten in the Pacific’, crispy salt and pepper squid with green chile dipping sauce was ‘tangy and delicious’, the foie gras Martini was the ‘stand-out starter’, the lobster tempura worked ‘against all the odds with its creamy kimchee dressing’, and sautéed jumbo shrimp ‘dressed judiciously with a yuzu truffle egg sauce and tiny golden tobiko fish eggs’ was a ‘triumph’. No rating given.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 19 July 2010

Welcome to Bon Vivant’s summary of the critics’ restaurant reviews. Enjoy!

Giles Coren, The Times

Giles visits the ‘iconoclastic’, ‘urban’ and ‘irredeemably modern’ Magdalen Arms in Oxford, which ‘is currently serving the best food of its kind for 50 miles around’ with a ‘dreamy’ menu.

English octopus was ‘cool and beefy, purple and white and sweet as scallop flesh, tender’ ‘and gorgeously native-tasting’, asparagus served with drawn butter was ‘barely hatched and barely cooked, twinkly like emeralds and sweet like Haribo’, hake with potato and chorizo was ‘just dazzling’ with ‘perfect’ fish, the rabbit with mustard and cream and bacon ‘looked so good’, and the pork stew with polenta was ‘another triumph’. 8 out of 10.

AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits Gauthier, a ‘contemporary French restaurant’ in a ‘skinny little townhouse with small, cramped rooms’ in Soho, where ‘the seasoning is underwhelming on everything, as if it were afraid of strong tastes’.

Tomato capellini in green soup, olive-oil tart with vegetables and cold broad-bean soup were all ‘very neat and polite, and exceedingly bland’, a summer truffle risotto was ‘very nice’, John dory with lime was ‘a tiny tranche of fish’, ‘not enough to sustain, just enough to annoy’, lamb was ‘little rosy nuggets of tough and insipid sheep that was too tepid’ and ‘pudding was the best bit’ ‘including a soufflé in a duck egg, which was passing clever’. 2 stars out of 5.

Matthew Fort, The Guardian

Matthew visits The Pump House in Bristol, where ‘there is fine, judicious cooking going on’ with ‘thoughtful dishes well-made from very carefully sourced ingredients’.

The cured pig’s cheek was ‘a light delight, delicately smoky, peppery from the flower, the egg providing just the right degree of ping’, the red mullet, ‘although a magnificent piece of fish’, was ‘muddled on the flavour front’, the wild rabbit ballotine had ‘large chunks of meat in which the rabbit flavours hopped about in agreeable fashion’ and the cherry parfait was ‘decent, but cherry is a difficult and subtle fruit, and some of its piercing deliciousness got lost in translation’. 7 out of 10.

Allan Jenkins, The Observer

Allan visits Gauthier in Soho, where ‘pedigree and hunger for more stars shine through in the quality of the cooking, the relentless pre-starters, the good butters and breads’.

Crab with crustacean jelly was ‘clean-tasting, fresh if not exciting and surprisingly small’, the summer truffle risotto was ‘faultless, with a generous layer of finely sliced truffles’, monkfish with girolles offered ‘satisfying savoury mouthfuls’, but John Dory with lime was ‘a dull piece of fish the size of an After Eight’, guinea fowl fell ‘from the bone’, duck egg soufflé was ‘delightfully light’ and a signature Golden Louis XV chocolate and praline stole ‘the show’. No rating given.

John Walsh, The Independent

John visits Café Luc in Marylebone, which ‘has bags of style and its chef’ ‘has a rare eye for beautiful display as well as flavour’ with ‘terrific’ food.

A crab tian was ‘a little work of art’ and ‘tasted good’, Scottish scallops ‘were, unusually, steamed in a wine marinière rather than seared in a pan’, red mullet served with a bouillabaisse reduction was ‘a gorgeous combination that tasted as good as it looked’, and organic chicken supreme with champagne, wild mushrooms and pappardelle was ‘an irresistible combination’. 4 stars out of 5 for the food and service; 3 stars out of 5 for the ambience.

Matthew Norman, The Telegraph

Matthew visits Abu Zaad, ‘one of Britain’s tiny handful of Syrian restaurants’ in Shephard’s Bush, which is ‘firmly in the bargain basement gaudy Middle Eastern style’ where ‘the food is immaculately fresh, and usually well prepared and cooked’.

Fatoush ‘zinged with lemony, minty sharpness’ and the tabbouleh was ‘superb’, Halloumi was ‘fried to an alluring brown finish’, Foul Mutalla (broad beans in olive oil, garlic and coriander) was ‘a bit sub-par’, minced lamb with aubergine and yogurt was ‘delicious and aesthetically pleasing’, the chicken was ‘glorious, all juicy and crispy and savoury’ and okra with lamb cubes was a ‘cinnamony delight’. 8 out of 10.

Elfreda Pownall, The Telegraph

Elfreda visits La Becasse in Ludlow where ‘fine dining doesn’t get much finer’.

Tiny clams cloaked in foam and sitting on a green-flecked pasta square were ‘fine but underwhelming’, goat’s cheese salad ‘tasted like pudding’, halibut with a parmesan crust was ‘perfectly cooked’, the chicken was ‘pink on the breast, and pinker on the leg’, a dessert of poached peach with a puréed rice pudding was ‘really good’ and a chocolate and beetroot cake was ‘good, but the uncooked vegetal strings surrounding it was one beetroot too many’. 5 out of 10.

Marina O’Loughlin, The Metro

Marina visits Viajante, ‘the new project from Portugal’s wild Nuno Mendes’, which ‘is well worth the trip east to Bethnal Green for anyone who considers themselves a foodie’.

A whole roasted broad bean pod was ‘filled with its peeled beans and São Jorge cheese’, baguettes were ‘sensational’ ‘with almost caramelly butter’, charred leeks, white asparagus, hazelnuts and milk skin with grey blobs of ‘leek ash mayonnaise’ was ‘a sublime vegetables-only dish’, and pork neck and langoustine was ‘a delectable’ ‘number’. 5 stars out of 5.

Rich Major, the Grumbling Gourmet

Rich visits Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester, where ‘service throughout was flawless’ with ‘attentive, knowledgeable’ staff.

Herb parcels in filo pastry were ‘deliciously salty and very more-ish’, an ‘amuse of heirloom tomato mousse’ was ‘less inspiring though a handy palate cleanser’, Scottish langoustine salad with coral jus was ‘some of the sweetest shellfish I’ve ever had’, the roasted rib, saddle and kidney of milk fed lamb, served with ‘perfectly cooked’ roasted purple artichokes and new potatoes was ‘a revelation’, ‘technically one of the finest takes on this dish I’ve had, with a wonderful clarity of flavour’, and the roasted native lobster with seasonal vegetables was ‘simple perfection in ingredients and preparation’. No rating given.

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Restaurant Reviews Summary – 12 July 2010

Welcome to Bon Vivant’s summary of the critics’ restaurant reviews. Enjoy!

Giles Coren, The Times

Giles visits the Daylesford Organic Farmshop Café in The Cotswolds, which is ‘glistering white with long rows of tables dressed with little pots of thyme and rosemary’ with ‘multi-ethnic waiting staff beautifully well-informed and solicitous’.

A plate of three salads was ‘in the rudest of health, glistening with summer colour’, the gazpacho was ‘good, plain’ and a ploughman’s of gammon, cheddar and pork pie was ‘grade A’. 8 out of 10.

AA Gill, The Sunday Times

AA Gill visits The Mount Street Deli in Mayfair, which ‘has been designed, devised and stocked by someone who has never, ever been to another sandwich bar or cafe in the world’.

The lobster ‘tasted of a dumb pinkness, luckily overcome by a small packet of mayonnaise’ and came with a couscous salad that was ‘coarse’ with ‘small, earwax balls of mozzarella’, poached salmon with beans ‘could only have been welcomed by a shop assistant on an extreme diet’, a lemon meringue ‘tasted like an egg poached in Jif’ and the coffee was ‘ghastly’. Online rating of 1 star out of 5; printed rating of no stars out of 5 for the food; 5 stars out of 5 for the atmosphere.

Sam Wollaston, The Guardian

Sam visits Wabi in Horsham, Sussex, where ‘the food isn’t bad’ but there’s ‘no atmosphere’, ‘no warmth, no passion, no generosity, no care’.

Edamame were ‘nice, firm and salty’, miso soup and yellowfin tuna sashimi were both ‘perfectly respectable’, vegetarian and prawn tempura were ‘more like closing time at the chippy’, the duck confit in a peanut sauce was ‘OK, but there’s not enough of it’, the sushi had ‘all the raw appeal of an M&S party pack’. No rating given.

Jay Rayner, The Observer

Jay had ‘an enjoyable meal’ where ‘the food’ ‘is good, in a very precise, French way’ at Brasserie Joel at the Park Plaza Hotel, which ‘looks like a club class airline lounge’ and was ‘full of solo diners’.

A gazpacho, with a scoop of tomato sorbet, was ‘vivid and light and fresh’, a ‘dark, sticky’ dish of sweetbreads, roast cèpes and ‘beautifully turned’ roast potatoes was ‘better still’, a lobster Cobb salad ‘felt overly chucked together for such a louche ingredient’, a side of gnocchi soufflé was ‘light and fluffy and crisp’ and a rum baba ‘wasn’t quite lush or syrup-soaked enough’. No rating given.

Tracey MacLeod, The Independent

Tracey visits Table in Brighton, which ‘on paper’ ‘looks like the perfect modern restaurant’ and ‘despite its slightly bland appearance, feels bespoke’.

A bowl of devilled whitebait came ‘with shaved fennel, orange and red onion’, a smoked trout salad ‘fell short’, ‘a Middle Eastern-inspired’ dish of chicken and couscous was ‘exactly the sort of food you want to eat in a heatwave’ and ‘tasted actively fantastic’, a slice of chocolate nemesis was ‘deliriously good’ and mini doughnuts with brandy-soaked cherries and yoghurt were ‘naughty, but nice’. 3 stars out of 5 for the food; 4 stars out of 5 for the service; 2 stars out of 5 for the ambience.

Lisa Markwell, The Independent on Sunday

Lisa has two visits to the Dock Kitchen, ‘a pop-up restaurant that never popped back down’ in Notting Hill, which has ‘ultra-chic furniture’.

On the first visit, service was ‘painfully slow’, tenerume soup was ‘cool and a little less generous than our neighbours’’, seabass cooked in crazy water was ‘all bones and bits’ and a cherry granita was ‘delicious’. 12 out of 20.

On the second visit, bull’s heart tomatoes were ‘good’ with ‘soft texture’, ‘bullish flavour, and scattered with pretty little edible flowers’, griddled salt-marsh lamb chops with smoked green wheat, aubergine and tahini packed ‘a punch’, ‘the lamb tender and juicy’ and the wheat ‘frikking good’, Cornish yellow chicken in milk, sage, lemon peel and white wine was ‘a thing of subtlety’ and a Lebanese pistachio ice-cream and a white peach crostata were ‘utterly delicious’. 16 out of 20.

Matthew Norman, The Telegraph

Matthew visits The Olde Bell, a ‘prettily whitewashed and ancient “modern coaching inn” in rural Berkshire’, with a ‘daily-changing menu’ that ‘looked appealing’ but had ‘patchy’ ‘execution’.

Chorizo with a ‘runny’ duck egg ‘cleverly drizzled with chilli oil’ was ‘a nice idea well rendered’, “rack of lamb” was ‘four large and fatty chops of adequate meat’ ‘perfectly cooked’ but ‘clumpingly presented’, the Aylesbury duck breast was a ‘shocker’, ‘both undercooked and dry’, and an Eton Mess was ‘decent’. 3 out of 10.

Zoe Williams, The Telegraph

Zoe ‘loved’ Bar Boulud, where ‘the atmosphere is informal but eventful’ and ‘the menu reads like a dream’.

The petit aioli was ‘so beautiful’, the crab salad had ‘a nice, comforting base of avocado’, the ‘Frenchie’ burger was ‘magnificent’, the beef ‘had a wonderful tenderness’, the agneau à la tunisienne was ‘intensely, earthily flavourful’ and a coupe de fruits exotiques was ‘just right’. 9.5 out of 10.

Fay Maschler, The Evening Standard

Fay visits Redhook in Clerkenwell, which has ‘an agreeable industrial feeling’, where the menu is ‘fundamentally straightforward’ or ‘dull’.
A crab linguine was ‘delicious’ but ‘inappropriately rich’, Redhook salad was ‘a peculiar assembly of runner beans, peas and toasted garlic’, the T-bone steak was ‘tender and with discernible flavour’, the ‘chilli-driven dipping sauce gave’ the Canadian lobster ‘some much-needed personality’ and seared halibut steak was ‘so stiff and desiccated’ ‘it was a shockingly poor piece of fish’. 2 stars out of 5.

Marina O’Loughlin, The Metro

Marina visits Battery in Canary Wharf, which ‘is all rather dazzling… except, perhaps, for the food part’.

Starters were ‘weird’, a ‘bijou serving’ of monkfish had been ‘bludgeoned with cumin and dried apricot’, but a sirloin steak was ‘one of the best I’ve tasted in London recently: ripe, smoky and bloody, tender but full of well-hung-beefy flavour’. 2 stars out of 5.

Chris Pople, Cheese and Biscuits

Chris visits Cantina Laredo in Covent Garden, which has ‘full-on’ ‘ludicrously bold’ pricing with ‘enthusiastic but slightly odd’ service.
Camaron Poblano Asada had ‘a wonderful aroma and the beef itself tasted almost as good as I’ve had outside of the top London steakhouses’, but needed ‘something a little more from a dish costing £19’, Enchiladas Veracruz had ‘nice fresh tortillas and’ ‘a genuinely good tomatillo sauce’ but ‘the chicken inside the wraps was overcooked and dry’, a flan dessert ‘tasted fine, but it was just a flan’ and Strawberry Buñuelos was ‘better, but still fairly dull’. 5 out of 10.

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